Dawn of the Final Month

Low quality picture courtesy of Dump A Day

Finally, after dragging my near soulless body through endless hours of assignments, tests, homework, quizzes, and notes,  summer is almost here. HALLELUJAH! Thank the lord! We are simply a single month away from break and I couldn't be happier, because my motivation as dropped to an all time low. Some of us may leave on vacation, but simply not having to  go to school is a blessing from above.

Now, obviously a month sounds like a lot right now, and a lot as in a lot, I mean a hella long ways away, but if you think about it, AP and SAGE/CORE/whatever standardized test we are forced to take, are either happening now, or soon, and after that it's all just going through the motion.

Seriously though, I have had negative infinite motivation to do anything for school. For example... this post was originally written for Spring Break a day before we were released. Yep, that's how lazy I've become, and I feel like that's how everybody else is too. What I mean is it's the time of the year where we have been beaten down to to the point in which most of us have been broken by school, myself included. It has come to the time when everybody starts to hate each other, kinda like how I am throughout the whole year (no offense).


All we gotta do is use the last of our energy to fling our soulless bodies through the hours of studying and weeks of testing and bam... freedom. Damn, now that I've typed it down, that sounds excruciating, welp, welcome to the life of a student am I right? *silently sobs* All I have is an AP test, a Math test, a standardized Math test, an English final, three AP Human Geography finals, a Biology Final, a Biology standardized test, and a an English standardized test, YES.

Even lower quality comic courtesy of Pleated Jeans

In all honesty, school has broken me, after waking up at six every week day only to spend half my day sobbing in a building stuffed with students just like me, and to come home to spend the other half of my day slaying away at homework has broken me. Surprised? I'm not. Now I get to do all of that and get to worry about tests and my final grade.

Let me talk about Summer. Summer is a time in which we students aren't tempted to knock ourselves out every other second of the day, and I can't wait for that moment. Summer is a time where I get to spend most of my time sleeping, even when I'm awake, I can just be like, "Hey, imma take a nap, cool cool." A time where I don't have to squint all day because my lack of sleep and lack of having my eyes closed doesn't make my eyes burn throughout the day. Summer is paradise, and right now, us students are just about to wash ashore after drowning in the endless ocean of our own sweat and tears caused by school.

Until then, just try to survive.